Q. Why can't the National Weather Service name a hurricane after Obama?
A. The Centers for Disease Control gets to use his name first.
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The Equus Asinus Obama Joke
Q: What would you get if you crossed a Jackass with Barack Obama?
A: Barack Obama.
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President Barack Hussein Obama has finally released his actual birth certificate, proving that he really was born in Hawaii, our 57th state.
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Tip o'the hat to Rocky D -WTMA
Obama attempted to trump Trump by releasing what they say is his Honolulu birth certificate. It even has a doctor's signature on it. Now I'm not saying it's fake, but I don't think Marcus Welby was a real doctor.
Obama just released his 2010 tax return. He made $1.7 million -- and he has spent over $14 TRILLION.
Now we know that Obama's speech the other day was timed so as to NOT go up against DANCING WITH THE STARS. I don't know why; considering the way Obama tap-danced around Libya, he might have won.
People say the President was a little bit TESTY during the speech. Hmm ... it looks like SOMEBODY's March Madness bracket pick didn't do so well.
Presi-fraud Obama sends the bombers into Libya, ups the troops in Afghanistan and now we may go into Egypt and Syria. There's a new country song about it: TAKE THIS PEACE PRIZE & SHOVE IT. Obama said "Our future is brighter if more people can live under the bright light of freedom." Ya know, ever since the CEO of G.E. became his advisor, everything the President says sounds like a lightbulb commercial. Meanwhile, Egypt says it's all set to announce a new working constitution. To which Obama replied, "Uh ... what's a Constitution?"
